I know, I KNOW--I let you all down just when things started to get steamy on The Bachelor. And doubtless, you have also sorely missed my hard-hitting journalism about baby workers and Puppy Bowl. I can explain! See, law school got tough and my internet situation was all fucked up for a while. But I know how important my musings on reality trash are to us all, so, for the sake of MONOPARTY, I have gotten a reliable internet connection and dropped out of law school. You can expect to be seeing a lot more of me ladies and gents! (by that I mean that I am also launching a soft-core webcam site...)
Anywho, we all know by now that Brad Womack did what everyone expected and picked sweet, blonde Emily, the single mammy with a tragic backstory that provided endless possibilities for the emotionally insensitive producers that made her go on several traumatic dates. OLD NEWZ!!!! No one cares, Brad and Emily, because the newest Bachelorette has been revealed!!! Click through to find out who the lucky lady is!!!!
